Full name: Kill as Few Patients as Possible: And Fifty-Six Other Essays on How to Be the World's Best Doctor

Author: Oscar London Year: 1987 Rank: Rating: Original Rating: Pop Rating: Genres/categories: Humor Purchase/reserch links: Goodreads Barns&Noble Amazon LibraryThing ISBNs: 9780898151978 9781580089173 089815197X 1580089178

Here is advice that will gladden - and possibly strengthen - the hearts of patients and doctors alike. Feed a cold, starve a lawyer Don't call a rose a rose; call her Mrs. Schwartz If you drink, don't drive; if you smoke, don't bother wearing your seatbelt Similar books: Heirs of General Practice by John McPhee The Woman Who Swallowed a Toothbrush by Rob Myers My Planet by Mary Roach The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett Great Medical Disasters by Richard Gordon Straight Man by Richard Russo Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins This Is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper Very Good, Jeeves! by P. G. Wodehouse I Like You by Amy Sedaris How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by The Oatmeal I Heart My Little A-Holes by Karen Alpert Skipping Christmas by John Grisham The Pleasure of My Company by Steve Martin Better by Atul Gawande Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man by Fannie Flagg Every Day Is a Holiday by George Mahood The Liar by Stephen Fry Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins