Author: MaryJanice Davidson
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Humor, Horror, Fantasy, Paranormal
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9780739461396
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It's been a helluva year. First I lose my job. Then, I'm in a car accident. Next, I'm waking up dressed in clothes I wouldn't be caught dead in (pink polyester and cheap shoes courtesy of my evil stepmother). But guess what? I
dead and what
bites is that I can't seem to
dead. Every night, I wake up with a horrible craving. Not chocolate - mom would approve of
. No, all of a sudden my snack choice is
, and I'm
taking well to a liquid diet.
Yep, that's me: Betsy Taylor, a single, unemployed Minneapolis secretary. Taller at six feet than most of the men I meet. Pretty, but so dull my cat runs away three times a month. And now: a vampire. No sooner am I undead, than my stepmonster steals my shoes. My hellishly expensive, to-die-for shoes. What's worse, my new friends have the ridiculous idea that I'm their prophesied vampire queen. I must help them overthrow the baddest vampire lord they've seen in five centuries. Personally, I don't care - until they use a powerful temptation: designer shoes. How can I resist? No more than I can resist Eric Sinclair, the studly but infuriating bloodsucker I call "sin in a suit."
Vampire Queen or not, the bills keep coming. And that means getting a job... in the shoe department at Macy's. So man shoes, so little time! Especially when my friends keep after me to do something about all the vampires getting killed in St. Paul. Then my life takes an interesting turn when I find out that I have a long-lost sister who just happens to be the devil's own daughter - destined to rule the world. By Christmastime, all is not merry and bright.
Like I said, it's been a helluva year...
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This book is part of the "Undead" series. Here are some other books from this series:
 | "Undead and Unsure"
First published in 2013
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 | "Undead"
First published in 2011
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 | "Undead and Unwelcome"
First published in 2009
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 | "The Undead Situation"
First published in 2009
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 | "Undead and Unworthy"
First published in 2008
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 | "Undead and Uneasy"
First published in 2007
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 | "Undead and Unpopular"
First published in 2006
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 | "Unfed"
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