Free Country
by George Mahood | 
Hokkaido Highway Blues
by Will Ferguson | 
Yoga Bitch
by Suzanne Morrison | 
Sideways
by Rex Pickett | 
Diary of a Pilgrimage
by Jerome K. Jerome | 
England, England
by Julian Barnes | 
A Year in Provence
by Peter Mayle | 
A Dog's Life
by Peter Mayle | 
Continental Drifter
by Tim Moore | 
In a Sunburned Country
by Bill Bryson | 
Neither Here Nor There
by Bill Bryson | 
The Lost Continent
by Bill Bryson | 
Not Tonight, Josephine
by George Mahood | 
Around the World in 80 Days
by Michael Palin | 
The Towers of Trebizond
by Rose Macaulay | 
A Salty Piece of Land
by Jimmy Buffett | 
Road Fever
by Tim Cahill | 
Jaguars Ripped My Flesh
by Tim Cahill | 
America Unchained
by Dave Gorman | 
Billy Connolly's Route 66
by Billy Connolly |
In the tradition of the New York Times bestseller Stuff White People Like, a tongue-in-cheek homage to Parisians. To be mistaken for a Parisian, readers must buy the newspaper Le Monde, fold it, and walk. Then sit at a café and make phone calls. Be sure to order San Pellegrino, not any other kind of fizzy water. They shouldn't be surprised when a waiter brings out two spoons after they order le moelleux au chocolat- it is understood that the dessert is too sinfully delicious not to share. Go to l'île Saint-Louis-all Parisians are irredeemably in love with that island. Feel free to boldly cross the street whenever the impulse strikes-pedestrian crosswalks are too dangerous. If they take a cruise on the Seine, they will want to stand outside, preferably with their collar popped up. If they want to decorate, may we suggest the photographs of Robert Doisneau? To truly be cool in Paris, own an iPhone, wear Converse sneakers, and order sushi. And as they stroll through the Luxembourg Gardens, remember-they can't go wrong wearing black.